Changes incoming!


I’m not dead, as stated before, and am currently making changes in my life. Another Harley is entering my life, the Buell is gone, A royal Enfield and an old GL1200 Goldwing sit in my driveway for further work. I’ve had a relationship for a while (which occupies a substantial amount of my free time), I just got a promotion a month ago, and, in general, things are going swimmingly. I plan to begin blog updates soon, and start Vlogging as well.

Keep your eyes open for updates!


Beginner Bike Spotlight: Royal Enfield Bullet Classic 500

Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Classic in “Battle Green”, image courtesy of

One of the greatest under-dogs in the American market, the Royal Enfield is a bike that defies every bike notion you may have. From the oldest continuous-production motorcycle company in the world, the Bullet 500 Classic is a true wonder.

The Specs (via

Manufacturer Royal Enfield (1931–1966)
Royal Enfield Motors (1955–present)
Production since 1931
Class Standard
Engine 346 cc & 500 cc single cylinder cast-iron, lean-burn, or UCE, OHV
Transmission 4-speed Albion gearbox / 5-speed left-shift gearbox / 5-speed integrated gearbox
Wheelbase 1,370 mm (54 in)
Dimensions L: 2,120 mm (83 in)
W: 750 mm (30 in)
H: 1,080 mm (43 in)
Fuel capacity 3.5 imp gal (16 l; 4.2 US gal)

The Case For The Bullet Classic 500:

The true under-dog of the motorcycle scene, the Royal Enfield gets hate from every side except those who’ve owned them. Reviled by the Cafe Racer hipsters for its inability to hit “the ton” (100 mph), loathed both the Japanese and American cruiser/standard crowd, and unknown to almost everyone in America, the Royal Enfield has a lot of ground to cover to get a leg-up in the U.S. market.

The Continental GT
The Himalayan

While the R.E.’s Continental GT and the brand-new Himalayan (pictured above) are slowly increasing the brand’s visibility within the market, they still arguably have a very long way to go to truly compete with the “Big Six”. While it has had a small presence, R.E. has begun to take massive steps in bringing brand-awareness to America in general by launching the Royal Enfield of North America subsidiary earlier this year, and partnering with GM Financial to help expand their dealer network. This is great news for those people who have struggled against brand anonymity (and antipathy) and a slightly dodgy dealer support system.


Despite the existing issues, owners of this nearly indestructible bike laud it for its mountains of usable torque, its almost unimpeachable reliability, and its classic (some would say antique) build. This bike really didn’t change much, if at all, from its first production date in 1955 up until 1997, when they were forced to retool the Bullet to meet increasingly tighter emissions regulations in the U.S.  and Europe. In 2007 they stepped into the modern age by finally outfitting their models with Fuel Injection, thus increasing the fuel efficiency and ease-of-starting (previous carbureted models could be notoriously dangerous and difficult to start when cold or had been sitting for a long period).

The aftermarket for this bike is massive overseas, as it is the darling of its home-countries of India (production) and England (its progenitor nation). Want to make it “do the Ton”? There’s a few shops online who specialize in high-performance upgrade parts for the engine and transmission. Want to make it capable of moving a mountain worth of stuff? The guys in India have made racks for everywhere that’ll haul anything. Want to make it an off-road trials bike? There’s parts for that too. This bike can be anything to anybody.

Beginning riders find its friendly (and substantial) torque to be useful, as it means they have to use little or no throttle to get off the line, while its sturdy gearbox will happily take the fumbling inputs of a new rider and keep ticking along like they meant to be riding it. It makes you look good. Its not fast, true, but it refuses to give up and only an owner with massive levels of ineptitude can possibly break it.

For example:
I have a friend who bought a Classic 500 from a gentleman whom he could only charitably describe as “the greatest imbecile to ever be inflicted upon a motorcycle”. The gentleman in question obviously hadn’t taken care of it (it had parts from a Bullet Classic 350 model, we strongly suspect he crashed it quite badly), and had allowed his son to rip it apart ham-fistedly in an effort to make it into a “brat/bobber”. When my friend finally got it home, he was dismayed at the state of the bike and bemoaned what he had spent on it, seeing it as a nearly insurmountable task to bring the Bullet back to fighting trim, but as he dug into it (cursing the previous owner with every turn of the wrench), he began to see the soul of the bike within, and its desire to live again. It has taken him a while to do it, but his Bullet is nearly ready to roar along the roads again:

How it looked when he got it home
How it now sits

He informs me he doesn’t have much left to do on it, and will probably be riding it soon.

Bonus resource:
Hitchcocks Royal Enfield Performance and aftermarket parts

My Kind Of Weird:
The Musket V-Twin

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The Musket V-Twin Production Website

From the manufacturer’s website:


NOTE: Aftermarket performance parts for the Enfield Bullet will also fit Musket crankcases.

4 stroke wet sump ohv 59 degree V twin.

Crankcase: Custom designed, cast and machined alloy ‘Musket’ cases.
Can be machined to accept either 350cc OR 500cc top ends.

Bore: 70mm/84mm

Stroke: 90mm

Cubic capacity: 692cc/998cc

Compression ratio: 7:1/6.5:1

Output (estimated): 36bhp/44bhp

Cams: Stock Enfield Bullet cams/ACE cams/Hitchcocks cams. A lift of upto .350 beyond the 1.000 base circle will drop in.

Ignition: twin contact breaker points, twin stock coils.

Oil system: Wet sump, two stock large size ‘return’ pumps, both working as feed. 2 separate circuits, 1 for
crank, 1 for heads. Oil flow rate increased 4 times that of stock.

Filtration: Stock Enfield Bullet UCE paper element cartridge.

Carburetors: Stock Enfield Bullet Mikuni licensed Mikcarb VM28.

Crank: Stock flywheels, machined to rebalance, custom crankpin,
side-by-side stock conrods.

Drive side ball bearing: 25x62x17mm (6305)

Drive side roller bearing: 25x62x24mm (2305). 41% wider bearing,
upgraded from stock 305 bearing.

Timing side roller bearing: 25x62x17 (305) upgraded from stock 205
bearing (25x52x15)

Clutch: Stock Enfield Bullet 500 clutch with 5 plate kit and custom
clutch spring plate that holds 9 springs for 50% increase in pressure.

Gearbox: Stock Enfield Bullet 4 speed box OR later 5 speed box can be
fitted. Right side shift OR left side shift is possible.

Final drive sprocket. 700cc: 20 teeth. 1000cc: 22 teeth.

Final drive ratio. 700cc: 4.25  1000cc: 3.86

Frame: Stock Enfield Bullet frame with stretched top tube.

Wheelbase: With top tube stretch only: 1525mm (60″)

Weight (with fuel and oil): approx. 428lbs.

I cannot properly convey just how awesome this bike is. This guy built this engine kit BY HAND.

The bike’s appearance on Jay Leno’s Garage:

The awesome interview

Final Thoughts:

I love the Bullet Classic 500. It tickles my fancy for a classic bike, while sparing my wallet the threat of “collector” vintage bike prices. It is on my list of bikes I will own, and I recommend you try riding one; you just might want one too.

Beginner Bike Spotlight: Buell Blast

2008 Buell Blast, image courtesy of Harley Davidson of Brandon, FL

Used on every Harley Davidson “Riders Edge” training course in the naughties (2000-2009) and beyond until the arrival of the new HD Street 500 & 750, the Blast is a sturdy little bike with a determination that may just make you smile.

The Specs (via

Manufacturer Buell Motorcycle Company
Parent company Harley-Davidson Inc.
Production 2000–2010
Class standard
Engine 492 cc air cooled OHV single
Power 34 bhp (25 kW) @ 6,500 rpm
Torque 30 ft·lbf (41 N·m) @ 6,500 rpm
Transmission 5-speed manual
Suspension Front: telescopic fork
Rear: swingarm with single coil-over-shock unit.
Brakes Disc/disc
Tires Front: 100/80-16M/CTL 50T
Rear: 120/80-16M/CTL 60T
Rake, trail 25.0° / 3.4 in (86 mm)
Wheelbase 55.0 in (1,400 mm)
Dimensions L: 77.8 in (1,980 mm)
W: 29.3 in (740 mm)
Seat height Standard: 27.5 in (700 mm)
Low profile: 25.5 in (650 mm)
Weight 360 lb (163 kg) (dry)
399 lb (181 kg) (wet)
Fuel capacity 2.80 US gal (10.6 l; 2.33 imp gal)
Oil capacity 2.0 US qt (1,900 ml)
Fuel consumption 64 miles per US gallon (3.7 L/100 km; 77 mpg-imp)

The Case For The Blast:

Praised for its friendliness for beginner riders and reviled by Eric Buell himself, the Blast occupies a bizarre little niche in the beginner rider scene. Tough as nails, the Buell can take a beating and keep on running. Generally chosen (at the time it came out) by beginning riders for being the only other American bike available aside from the Sportster offered by Buell’s parent company, Harley Davidson. Often the “gateway drug” bike for the rest of the Buell line of American sport bikes, the Blast is a rough-and-tumble starter with no apologies.

Some people criticize the bike for its “built down to a price” feeling, but for what you’re paying for it, it’s remarkably good for beginner riders because it can take the ham-fisted inputs of complete novices and somehow still manage to make the rider look good. I’ve personally sat on one and found it to feel tiny beneath me, and that seems to be a general feeling of most average-sized American male riders. It shakes, vibrates, rattles, and putters around town without any real drama, however it does lack the style and flair of most other beginner bikes, but for what it is, it’s not too bad at all. 

Despite the love/hate relationship most people have with this bike, it holds its value quite well, generally staying between $1,500 to $2,000 for one in good condition, with battered examples going for much less. There’s a host of recommended modifications to help civilize the bike a bit more, like a Buell intake breather, altering the stock exhaust, beefing up the suspension, and a host of other mods that are recommended for optimum performance or rider enjoyment.

Bonus info, links to Buell forums:
Buell XB Forum
Bad Weather Bikers Buell Sub-forum

The Blast really is a case of “it is what you make of it”. If you treat it badly, try to repaint the polymer plastics (don’t do this, paint won’t stick very well to it; buy alternate colored plastics), fail to maintain it, or in general treat it like crap, you’re going to have a bad experience with it. If you accept its limitations, treat it nicely, and take care of it, it will last you a very long time indeed.

It’s a Loveable Little Oddball:
Custom Blasts



Buell Blast Review video by “TwoWheeledTon”

Final Thoughts:

I personally like the Blast. Though it feels tiny beneath me, I like what it’s trying to be: a no-frills beginner bike made in America. It’s not perfect, true, but put it against some of the other competing bikes and it will definitely surprise you.

Beginner Bike Spotlight: Honda Rebel (CMX250C)

2012 Honda Rebel 250 (CMX250C)

Ubiquitous on Motorcycle Safety Foundation ranges and on the road, the Honda Rebel is arguably one of the pillars of the beginner rider bike market. You know what it is at a glance, and there’s no doubt that this bike is a bullet-proof Honda that’ll get you started safely.

The Specs (via

CMX250C Specifications
Manufacturer Honda
Also called Rebel 250
Predecessor Honda CM250C Custom
Class Cruiser
Engine 234 cc (14.3 cu in) air-cooled SOHC two valves per cyl. straight-twin [1]
Bore / stroke 53.0 mm × 53.0 mm (2.09 in × 2.09 in)
Compression ratio 9.2:1
Top speed 70 mph (110 km/h)[2]
Power 16.1 hp (12.0 kW)[2]
Torque 12.4 lb·ft (16.8 N·m)[2]
Ignition type CDI
Transmission 5-speed, chain drive
Frame type Tubular steel double cradle
Suspension Front: 33 mm fork; 120 mm (4.7 in) travel
Rear: Dual shocks with five-position spring-preload adjustability; 2.9-inch travel
Brakes Front: Single-disc with twin-piston caliper
Rear: Drum
Tires Front: 3.00″-18″
Rear: 130/90-15
Rake, trail 30° 40′, 113 mm (4.4 in)
Wheelbase 1,450 mm (57 in)
Seat height 676 mm (26.6 in)
Weight 139 kg (306 lb) (dry)
145 kg (320 lb)[2] (wet)
Fuel capacity 9.8 L (2.2 imp gal; 2.6 US gal), incl. 2.6 L (0.57 imp gal; 0.69 US gal) reserve
Fuel consumption 52–62.6 mpg-US (4.52–3.76 L/100 km; 62.4–75.2 mpg-imp)[2][3]

The Case For The Rebel:

Picture Courtesy of Honda

A strong showing in the beginner bike market from Honda, the Rebel has been in (and sometimes out of) production since 1985. This bike, barring the Ninja 250, has seen more new riders astride it than possibly all the other beginner bikes in America combined. Nearly thirty years of production means that Honda has building this little beauty down to a science. While not as fancy as other bikes, this bike shines in its “no frills” attitude. While it is stylish, its simplicity is its strong-point, because it literally is what you make of it. With it being in production for so long, you’d be hard-pressed to find a shop that couldn’t work on it, and any part you could possibly break can be replaced from Honda with ease. The aftermarket for this bike is simply staggering, with mountains of options available to make this bike exactly what you want.

The followers of this bike are dedicated and loyal. You cannot find a more enthusiastic group of people for such a small bike anywhere online. These people have seen it all, and can tell you exactly how to fix any issue you can possibly contrive in a tried and tested method that makes your life easier and builds confidence. The downside (or upside) to this is the Rebel can be difficult to get for cheap used, as they hold their value so well that if you want one cheap, you’re probably looking at getting one that’s completely trashed. If you want one used, join a forum and ask questions on what to look for. The people who own these bikes know exactly what to look for in a used Rebel, and what to avoid like the plague.

Since the aftermarket is so big, if you buy a Rebel that you’re not 100% thrilled with, someone will be happy to buy the bits you don’t like, while someone else will happily sell you the bits you do want. The Rebel is arguably the king of the beginner rider scene, and the chance of it being dethroned any time soon is highly unlikely.

Honda built a truly great motorcycle with the Rebel. The power is friendly, the drive-train and handling very forgiving, and a ride that can carry even the most rotund gentleman with ease and comfort. With the Rebel, you’re unlikely to be surprised at any point, as the bike handles just about everything in its stride, rolling over rougher roads and plowing through rain with calm authority. Even the most ham-fisted rider can get this bike down the road fairly well, and a more experienced rider can give bigger metric cruisers a run for their money on city streets. Its longevity in the market is its true endorsement, as no manufacturer would continue to produce and sell a bike for 30 years that was garbage.

My Kind Of Weird:
Old-school Style

Image courtesy of

I love the Old-school look of bikes from the 50’s, and one of the things the Rebel can do very well is convert itself into an excellent homage to that look with very little in the way of major modification.

Suggested Mods:

  • “Springer” style seat
  • Classic style rear fender
  • Pillion pad mounted on or above rear fender
  • pannier racks
  • modified exhaust
  • different forks

If I was going to build an ultimate rebel, I’d use the look of the old BSA’s or maybe even the higher-end Brough Superior as a style cue to build something that would keep the average motorist guessing and the Rebel enthusiast drooling.

Final Thoughts:

The Rebel truly is a chameleon, capable of changing into almost any style of bike you could possibly want with just a little time, patience, resourcefulness, and money. I can believe without a doubt that in 50 years, they’ll still be fighting over these bikes, because they’re that good. Go ahead, go test-ride one, you won’t be disappointed.

Beginner Bike Spotlight:the Kawasaki Ninja 250 (EX250-F) (Gen. 3)

1988-2007 (Generation 3) Ninja 250

Now, as many of my regular readers will have noted, I’m an odd duck indeed. I love the underdog bikes, and I adore bikes that step outside of their established niche (more on that in a bit).

In this post, I shall shine the light on a bike that has seen more beginner riders through their learning phase than most would realize. the Ninja 250. I speak of the “Third Gen” Ninja specifically because of its nearly twenty years of production, thus its proliferation in the US Market. I may touch on the later generations, however in this post I am laboring towards a point, and as such, they need not detain us at this juncture.

The Specs (via :

The Case For The Ninja:

Picture courtesy of

With a massive following, the Ninja has been debated, argued, and mused over exhaustively regarding its many vices and virtues. Beloved by beginner riders, MSF courses, and unassuming long term riders, the Ninja sports an excellent record of reliability and ownership. Since this particular generation was in production for nearly twenty years, nearly every facet of the bike has had time to be fettled, massaged, and tweaked to comparitive perfection. If you want to do anything to the bike, there’s probably a post on a forum somewhere that has been made on the topic where many wrenchers have argued every aspect of the post until a concensus was reached. You want to make it faster? There’s posts for that. Want to make a mini-ADV bike out of it? There’s even a few on that too (more on this later).

Since it was produced so long, the aftermarket for this particular bike can be downright staggering. Nearly anything you might want to do with this bike has aftermarket parts designed to meet your needs. Any significant issues with the bike also have aftermarket parts to rectify them, from preformance to suspension and everything in between.

The performance, weight, and handling of the bike lends itself well to new riders, as it has enogh power to get out of its own way, but not so much that it becomes unmanageable to the nervous novice. It is neither too tall for most riders, nor is it so small that most riders feel cramped, rather, it is a marvelous balance of the two. Seasoned riders love this Ninja for its reliable and predictable performance; most riders will not find themselves riding outside their skill levels on this bike, which is good if you want something to get from A to B with as little drama as possible. It is comfortable in the city and out on the twisty backroads and byways. It is a civilized motorcycle with the ability to turn hooligan in an instant, without endangering your life in the process.

My Kind OF Wierd:
The Ninja Adventure

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A small jewel in the ADV rider community, the Ninja makes a surprisingly good mini-ADV bike for beginners and regular riders. While it can’t really handle the hard-core stuff, it can take quite a bit of terrain in its stride if set up correctly.

Suggested mods:

  • Raised/stiffened suspension
  • Aftermarket windshield
  • Multi-surface tires
  • Possible gearing changes
  • Brake modifications
  • Full pannier and top-case rack mounts
  • Aftermarket seat
  • Upgrade lighting

Many riders who try this out opt for raised handle-bars as well, though not everyone does this. It may be scoffed at by the more “hardcore” elements of the ADV community, but for the average ADV rider, the idea seems like a fun diversion from the high-CC bike war that normally consumes the ADV rider community.

Final Thoughts:

The Ninja can be anything to anybody. It is a chamelion with the ability to do many things for many people, and for that, I love it.


Choosing The Bike IV: The End Is In Sight

Well ladies and gentlemen, the end is in sight. I have had contact with a fine gentleman who has heard my story and followed my quest, and he has offered me a chance to own one of my Top Five bikes: The Gen1 Cleveland Cyclewerks Misfit.

sale misfit
The Cleveland Cyclewerks Misfit (Gen1) being offered

The owner of the bike and I have spoken a few times in the past regarding this very bike and its sale to me, however at the time things were’nt right for me to even contemplate getting the bike, however now, with my proverbial ducks slowly coming into a row, I can now begin to plan for the future.

I questioned him at length regarding maintenance and upkeep in order to aviod my previous post’s argument: not buying someone else’s problem. He has assured me of the following:

  1. He has changed the fluids regularly.
  2. Regular maintenance has been preformed.
  3. When he parked it for storage, he drained the tank and ran it out of gas.
  4. He pulled the battery so it didn’t cause any other issues during storage.

Having spoken with him at length, I feel confident that I can say this bike will most likely not be another problem child.

More updates later!

Work In Progress Update!


Finally got the ignition switch, tank lock, and seat lock set in, and installed everything today. Its nice to have a working set of locks again. I also painted the upper triple-tree clamp while it was off the bike because why not? I want to paint the entire frame in that color, but that comes much later.

The dreaded wiring work comes next. My friend and I will be stripping, soldering, heat-shrinking, and wrapping everything to neatening everything up to ensure proper operation. Once that has been accomplished, the bike will be tested to ensure it finally runs!

Brakes are also on the list, as I like stopping and being alive.

More updates later!